Certified Dogger Patch – Not Your Nan’s Kind of Embroidery

Certified Dogger Patch – Not Your Nan’s Kind of Embroidery

Flash Some Personality (Not Just Headlights)

Whether you’re parked up in the woods “stargazing” or embracing your inner chaos goblin, the Certified Dogger Patch is your badge of honour. Subtle? Absolutely not. But then again, neither are you.

Stick it on your jacket, car visor, or backpack you take on specific night hikes. This patch isn’t just embroidered, it’s a one-way ticket to raised eyebrows and knowing glances.

Product Details:

✅ Material: 74% polyester, 26% cotton (a twill blend tougher than your reputation)

✅ Size: 3″ (7.6 cm) round, loud, and proud

✅ Attachment options: iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin (perfect for commitment issues)

✅ Heat-resistant, trail-ready, and thoroughly inappropriate

Whether you’re reclaiming your weekend antics or just love confusing strangers, the Certified Dogger Patch brings big “what did they just say?” energy.

Add to cart. Stick it. Own it. Then Park Up Somewhere Discreet